Alcohol
Yes, I am bringing a date home for Thanksgiving. His name is Josh. $15.
I don't need a bartender when I've got these cocktail bombs ready 👏 $30.
My at-home marg game w/ this mango jalapeno tequila 📈 $15.
Drinking & seeing spirits this Halloween 👻 $18.
Going to the Halloween party in a wine box costume bc I always BYOB 🍷 $45.
Somebody tell me where to get a cauldron for my Witches Brew 🧙♀️ $7.50.
PSChata gonna taste just as good coming back up <3 $22.
My ginetics consist entirely of Empress Gin... haha $40.
Move over Starbucks, I'm putting olive oil in my martinis now. $48.
I'll pretend I like whiskey to support A$AP Rocky, idc. $33.
Damn right I'm drinking ~festive~ hard seltzers this fall. $25.
This Eggo liqueur (!!) is abt to use & abuse my internal organs. $25.